Yeah....we have a few jokes for those visiting. We have to add a bit of levity to the
situation so that we don't go mad. Read and enjoy and if you have a good joke, send
it to us. We need all of the humor that we can find.
An elderly woman, who had always had sex in the dark with her husband
turned on the light while they were making love, because she wanted to
try making love with the lights on.
When she looked down she saw that her husband had a dildo on that
he had been using on her. She sat up and yelled, "Explain this!!!"
pointing at the dildo.
Her husband looked back at her and replied, "Explain the kids."
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy
sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can
put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp
to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays
the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back
into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs
into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies,
"I know. That's from your Grandma."
Which One Is Married
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention,
when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting
her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on
the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"